[The longer Dipper talks, the higher Hiro's eyebrows crawl up his forehead until they sort of disappear behind his bangs because this is wild. How is this even possible?]

You know, if we weren't friends and I didn't trust you so much I'd say that you're absolutely making all of this up. [Unbelievable.] So...Gravity Falls is now just this calm, quiet place and you and Mabel get to actually have normal lives again. There's no chance of Bill coming back somehow or anything right? All of his...everything was erased?