[ he's certainly been in far weirder places. his great uncle's mindscape, for instance. maybe he'll get to that story, eventually. but at this point it's still easier to ask questions about what happened to hiro's group than go into his own (mis)adventures in gravity falls. ]

Yeesh. A snow drift would've sounded pretty nice while I was in that volcano, buuuut I can't say I envy you now. What was at the top?