Some Legends Are Told, Some Turn To Dust Or To Gold [CEREALIA INBOX]

[zerotohiro]

'Busy, leave a message!
...oh, you've reached Hiro Hamada. Whatever. Still busy!'

Hamada art by D-Joel, found on tumblr

Comments

[zerotohiro]

I don't know if it's underestimating. [But okay. He can't help but grin slightly.] You really think so? If you finished something like that in three days I'd even wear it as an advertisement for you.

[meowbel]

You would?

[Can he even hear the gasp coming from her?] Would you, really? Pinky promise and never ever hopefully die?

[zerotohiro]

[Oh god what has he done.]

Uh...sure! Why not? Are you actually going to do that?

[meowbel]

[The best mistake he ever made!]

Simple! I'm going to make big huge omega sweater with nothing but Store a La Mabel all over it! It'll be amazing!

[Be prepared, Hiro, be prepared!]

[zerotohiro]

I'm not gonna ask what an omega sweater is--[Does he really want to know???]--but you're really calling the store Store a La Mabel?

[meowbel]

Of course! It's nice, catchy and a great way for everyone to know exactly who owns the store!

[Mabel...!] But trust me, when I say an omega sweater? It's definitely going to be huge! Really, really huge!

[zerotohiro]

[A pondering pause...]

Like...you think Baymax huge? [Look at this shit, already trying to think of a loophole.]

[meowbel]

Yeah but that's okay! That's what makes him nice and squishy and fluffy!

[...Hiro, where are you going with this?]

[zerotohiro]

What about making a Baymax omega sweater instead then? If you think I'd be noticed in one, he definitely would.

[meowbel]

[....She can see where you're going with this! Can you feel it? She's definitely narrowing her eyes and looking straight at you!]

I could but you know what will make people notice the sweater even more? When you guys are matching!

[Yup]

[zerotohiro]

Whoa, what? [THAT WAS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER.] I'll wear a sweater but I'm not matching with Baymax! No way. [That's embarrassing, why this.] Fine, two different sweaters but that's it.

[meowbel]

You sure? I think you guys might look even cuter if you ask me! Why, I bet everyone will be adorable!

[And not a hint of sarcasm was said in that sentence]

[zerotohiro]

I don't want to be adorable though! I'm just helping out because we're friends, but adorable's definitely where I draw the line.

[meowbel]

Oh c'mon, now you're just being a party pooper!

[...]

But when you say it like that? You're kind of remind me a lot of Dip Dot.

[zerotohiro]

[...man, why'd you have to say that? He frowns a little...but nods shortly after.]

We'll do it. Don't worry.

[meowbel]

[There was a small pause on Mabel's end before a small soft smile appeared]

Well, all right then. But you know I meant no harm by it right? It just makes me happy that you're still around. C'mon, let's go and I'll totally make you the bestest sweaters ever.