Some Legends Are Told, Some Turn To Dust Or To Gold [CEREALIA INBOX]

[zerotohiro]

'Busy, leave a message!
...oh, you've reached Hiro Hamada. Whatever. Still busy!'

Hamada art by D-Joel, found on tumblr

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[zerotohiro]

[Excuse. He's not a commoner (at least he doesn't think he is.) At least he's finally figured out his name is Hiro and not that everyone's just calling him hero. Generically.]

I think you might have the wrong guy, Queen Athena. I don't have a brother and I don't even like cotton candy.

[He doesn't think he does. He doesn't remember ever eating it. Or having a brother. Nothing in that sentence makes sense.]

[psycholawgy]

Are you telling me I'm wrong? I'm hardly wrong - hardly! Now do your penance!
I would like a delivery of cotton candy at my front door tomorrow morning.
Or else!

[zerotohiro]

My what? Where am I supposed to find cotton candy!?

[psycholawgy]

You're smart enough to think of something!

[zerotohiro]

And what kind of punishment am I facing if I don't?

[psycholawgy]

It will be off with your head!

[zerotohiro]

Ugh, fine! I'll find it, just wait!

...seriously, I need my head. You can't take it off.

[psycholawgy]

Good. I'm glad you see things my way. :)

[zerotohiro]

Hey wait one more thing. I can have help with this quest or whatever, right?

[psycholawgy]

You need help for something like this?
Very well. I don't suppose why not.

[zerotohiro]

I didn't say I NEEDED help, just--

--ugh. Whatever. I'll get cotton candy, a whole bunch of it. I'll send it to the castle as soon as I find it.

[psycholawgy]

Thank you!

[ this was easy! ]