Some Legends Are Told, Some Turn To Dust Or To Gold [CEREALIA INBOX]

[zerotohiro]

'Busy, leave a message!
...oh, you've reached Hiro Hamada. Whatever. Still busy!'

Hamada art by D-Joel, found on tumblr

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[cannonades]

What sorts of things?

[ That's remarkably unspecific, Hiro. Please. ]

If I can acquire a firearm that doesn't shoot actual bullets, I'll consider it. I have doubts Tadashi will let me live if I accidentally shot you with a real gun.

[ Truthfully, he'd have a hard time getting past that. Unfortunately, his aim is very accurate. ]

[zerotohiro]

[...and then, reluctantly:] Bullets.

Can't firearms shoot blanks or whatever? [He's not exactly encouraging this but at the same time he's just remembering something.] ...besides, I'd dodged bullets before but just barely. I want to be better.

[cannonades]

I'm not shooting you with real bullets.

[ End of story. ]

If they have paintball guns, though, that might work. It'll help mark off how close you came to dodging, as well.

[zerotohiro]

Do you even know how to use a paintball gun? [Yes, that's the question he's focused on.]

[cannonades]

Does it have a trigger? Then yes. [ UGH EYEROLL OF COURSE HE DOES ]

[zerotohiro]

Fine, fine. Find a paintball gun and we'll test it out. I don't think I've ever actually seen you shoot yet anyway.

[cannonades]

Will do. [ Mission objective received. ] Admittedly, there's not much reason to do so here. At least, not yet anyway.

[zerotohiro]

It's the "yet" that worries me. [He shakes his head.] We'll see how things go. I'll catch up with you later dude.